An armed thief entered a house mid-afternoon
and found a couple there.

He tied up the woman and ordered the man to
hand over the family jewelry and other valuables.

The frightened man started sobbing, and said:

“You can take anything you want, and even beat me
up, but please untie the rope and free her.”

“You must really love your wife” said the burglar.

“Not particularly,” replied the man, “but she'll be home soon . . ."

Upward And Onward!!

Oh, Lothario