21 February 2019, 08:51
Michael RobinsonMeghan Markle’s Question
Meghan Markle asked the Queen:
"What's the secret of a long life?"
To which the Queen replied:
"Wear a seat belt . . . and don't piss me off.”
22 February 2019, 05:29
Grizzly AdamsThe first Elizabeth would have meant that literally.

Grizz
22 February 2019, 09:02
NormanConquestIndeed,She would'nt have given advice;just taken your head.

25 February 2019, 05:04
PeterShe could have said "Don't drive with my husband!"
Peter.
25 February 2019, 08:40
NormanConquestAlong the lines of Royal family jokes,heres another.When Charles wed Camilla + they did the daily parade she was wearing new shoes that were too tight.That night in their honeymoon suite she asks Charles to take them off for her as her feet were swollen.Unbeknownst to them,the Prince consort was next door with his ear to the wall to hear the goings on.As Charles struggled with the 1st shoe,he says "By Jove this is tight" the Prince mutters," No surprise with a face like that she'd have to be a virgin."Then Charles starts on the 2nd shoe + exclaims,"By Jove this ones even tighter than the last one."The Prince consort just beams + says "Once a navy man always a navy man."