One fine day mister rabbit goes running around the forest. He sees a giraffe rolling a joint.

"Giraffe, giraffe! why do you do drugs? come run with me instead"

So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing lines. Says the rabbit:

"Elephant elephant. why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."

So the elephant stops and goes running with the two.

Then they come across the a lion preparing a syringe.

"Lion, lion!" cries the rabbit, "why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."

The lion with a mighty roar bashes the rabbit to smithereens.

"No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry "why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out!"

"Damn rabbit always makes me run around the fucking forest when he's on speed!" the lion replies.

I did literally laugh out load with that one...........thanks!!!

the chef

And I copied it and sent it all over North America!! derf

Excellent.