Because the air is free!

Wow! Another Arab anti-Semitic joke that I first heard in kindergarten.
You be pretty damn funny Arab man. Go copulate with your favorite goat.

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Originally posted by poprivit:
Wow! Another Arab anti-Semitic joke that I first heard in kindergarten.
You be pretty damn funny Arab man. Go copulate with your favorite goat.

Lighten up!

It is a bloody joke!

Anyway, my nose is as big as any of my cousins.

We are all Semites.

A simple fact stupid idiots seem to forget!

poprivit, whoever you are, you are out of line.

One of my best Jewish friends, and no doubt my funniest friend of any faith or ethnicity, tells the best Jewish jokes you will ever hear.

My favorite:

Why did God invent gentiles?

. . .

Because somebody has to buy retail.

I’d rather lose almost any other sense before my sense of humor.

At least Jews have a sense of humor. Draw a silly Islam cartoon and half the world goes whacko.

Grizz

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Originally posted by Grizzly Adams1:
At least Jews have a sense of humor. Draw a silly Islam cartoon and half the world goes whacko.

Grizz

Exactly!

you can try all you want to justify anti-semitic behavior, but you can't.

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Originally posted by ggruber:
you can try all you want to justify anti-semitic behavior, but you can't.

And if you are too stupid, and your head is stuck up your arse, you will never appreciate a joke!

Sorry asshole, I was born and raised a Jew and I had family members who died in the concentration camps. The only thing we need less of is assholes like you.

there does seem to be an asshole here but im pretty darned sure it isnt SAEED!

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Originally posted by bigluke:
there does seem to be an asshole here but im pretty darned sure it isnt SAEED!

Don’t be too hard on him.

I feel sorry for him.

What a miserable life he must lead if he doesn’t have a sense humor.

A mullah, a pries and a rabbi were having a discussion of how they spend their donations.

The mules aid we don’t have donations, generally a mosque has an an attached property which they rent, and the rent pays for the mosque.

The priest said they gather all the donations, pay all the church expenses, and donate the rest to charity.

The rabbi said he gives God the choice.

He takes all the donations outside, throws it all up to the sky, asking God to take what he wishes.

Anything falls down he takes home to his family!

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What a miserable life he must lead if he doesn’t have a sense humor.

This! You need a good sense of humor to get by in this world.
The above joke

Oh boy, some just can’t take a joke hey?
Drunken as Irish, dumb as Polack, crazy as Italian…

That anti-gentilist joke really hurts.

Of course, a joke is just a joke. Unless, of course, it is on you or yours.

My favorite Polish joke: "What is black and blue and bleeding?" Answer: "Next SOB that tells me a Polish joke."

Perhaps we all could use a touch of discretion.

Mike Michalski

Discretion and humor would seem to be mutually exclusive, but that's part of the nature of humor -- it must always surprise, and sometimes shock. But that of course does not excuse darkness or hate masquerading as humor.
I hope y'all realize I was kidding about the anti-gentilist joke ...

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his father Dad what nationality am I? Father says----You are Jewish and Italian. Johnny says what do you mean? Well I'm Italian and your mother is Jewish. But why is it so important?

Well Tommy down the block wants to sell his bike and I don't know if I should Jew Him Down or Just Steal It From Him!

SO THERE!!!

Hip

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Originally posted by Saeed:
Because the air is free!

Wrong! big noses come from big fingers