Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English.

Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the Pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"

"You mean JC?", responds the alien. "Yeah, we know him! He's the greatest, isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok".

Surprised, the pope follows up with: "He visits every year?! It's been over two millennia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"

The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?"

The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"

The alien says "Yea, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?"

That Would Explain The No New Visits!!

Here is a true story of Aliens visiting earth.

Nothing made up!

A spaceship landed in the middle of Utah.

At a deserted petrol pump.

The old type that had a long hose which wraps around the pump.

The captain got out with his side first officer.

Walked up to the pump.

“I am captain Trumparse! Take me to your leader!”

No answer from the pump.

“Take me to your leader NOW! Or I will shoot you with my laser gun!”

No answer.

His first officer said “Sir be careful…..”

The captain fires his laser gun.

The pump blows up, throwing both Aliens 50 meters away.

10 minutes later they wake up.

“What happened?”

The captain asked!

“Sir, I was trying to tell you never fuck around with a man whose dick is so long he wraps it around himself and sticks it in his ears!”