There were 3 friends that got their kicks by cheating new bartenders out of drinks. The night in question the 1st guy goes in at happy hour when the tender is very busy + orders a scotch + soda. He's served, the bartender waits on another guy + comes back + says "That will be $2.50" The guy says, "But I've already paid you." He replies, "I don't think so but never mind, just finish + go." The next guy comes in, sits at the same stool + does the same thing. The bartender knows he's being played but tells him just to finish + leave. Enter the last guy, a little jew. He sits in the same chair + orders a rum + coke. The bartender stops, looks him in the eye, produces a baseball bat from under the bar + says, "look 2 other guys came in here before you, ordered drinks that they claim they paid for when I know they didn't. If you try that on me I'll knock the taste right out of your mouth." The little jew, looking painful says, "Look, you've got problems, I've got problems, we've all got problems; just give me my change + I'll leave."

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Originally posted by The Dane:

How about redoing the sign to three BLM wank into a BAR?

Yes indeed!