01 January 2007, 01:45
girlfridayZookeeper
Zookeeper to Paddy "The gorilla's on heat I need someone to have sex with her for £500?" Paddy - "Oi will on 3 conditions! 1: Oi don't have to kiss her. 2: Moi family don't get to know. 3: you give me 2 weeks to get the money together"

04 January 2007, 06:54
Oldcoyote4: And if there's a kid, it has to be raised Catholic.