A wife isn't getting any sex lately from her husband.

She isn't sure what the problem is so she goes to see her doctor.

The doctor gives her a complete check up and says there is nothing wrong with you.

He suggests that she do something that will draw his attention.

She doesn't know what to do so she just puts her nightgown on backwards which is low cut in the back and now her breasts are sticking out!

She lies down in bed and awaits her husband to get home.

He walks into the bedroom, spots his wife with her breasts showing and says.

Hon, you have your night gown on backwards----she says How did you notice in a very sexy voice.

He says---THE SHIT STAINS ARE IN THE FRONT!

Hip

Oh, what a smooth Lothario.

Don't use words that I don't know the meaning of !!!

Hip

Don't mind Norman hipshooter. He's the resident commentator on all posts. Very seldom does a post escape his wry wit. Kinda reminds me of Cliff Claven, the mailman, on "Cheers".

Ed, you too could comment on all posts as well as "increase your posts" if you ever had something to say.

Norman, you mean I could actually become as big of a boring know-it-all as you?
I'll pass and continue reading your drivel. It fills in the spaces between Biden speeches. They both make about as much sense.