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14 January 2011, 22:45
MuskegMan
Compassionate Women
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'

The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘no’.

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in'


14 January 2011, 22:53
Thenie Meanie
jumping


“What day is it,?" asked Pooh.
"It's today," squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day," said Pooh.”



15 January 2011, 00:21
reloaderman
jumping rotflmo


Shovel ready.....
but hangin' on
15 January 2011, 03:53
Moremonte
jumping tu2 yuck My #1 For The Week!!
15 January 2011, 04:56
swheeler
yuck rotflmo precious!
15 January 2011, 23:41
Cazador humilde
Even took a chance and told this one to the wife. She couldn't help herself from laughing. Nurses' gallows humor I guess.

Thanks for posting!
20 January 2011, 14:38
Scriptus
Bbeeetch? Big Grin


SUSTAINABLY HUNTING THE BLUE PLANET!
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