Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.

"What's up Dave?" asked the bartender. "It's not like you to be so down in the dumps."

"It's my five-year-old son, Little Johnny" the man replied.

"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? My boy's just the same. Forget about it; it happens to boys that age," said the bartender, sympathetically.

"I only wish it was that," answered Dave, "but it's much worse. The little bastard has got our 18-year-old baby sitter pregnant."

"That's impossible!" gasped the bartender.

"No it's not," said Dave.

"The sneak went and stuck a pin in all my condoms."

Arrrrggggghhh!! That's Funny Till It Hurts!!

Ouch!!!!