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The Old Irish Nun

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17 July 2020, 18:59
Kensco
The Old Irish Nun
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.

One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at the Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader. "Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."

She slowly raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:

"DON'T SELL THAT COW."
17 July 2020, 20:58
Moremonte
rotflmo tu2 Good Words!!
17 July 2020, 23:44
carpediem4570
And thus, was born Irish Cream. If your check the history records you will see the old nun comes from the Abby of Saint Bailey.
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Carpediem


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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways-scotch in one hand-Chocolate in the other-body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WHOO-HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!"

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17 July 2020, 23:52
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo
18 July 2020, 09:14
NormanConquest
An old one but still precious! Smiler


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