The newlyweds are in their hotel room. He takes off his shoes and socks and the bride sees that his toes are twisted and distorted. She asks what is wrong with them. He replies, "I had Toelio as a child." She says, "You mean polio." "No, I had Toelio."

He takes off his pants and she sees that his knees are mangled and gnarly. He says, "I had kneesles as a child." She says, "You mean measles." "No, I had kneesles."

He gets completely naked and she says,"Don't tell me, Smallcox?"

Like the guy said, "Well I may not be big around but at least I'm short!"