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Addition to the 2008 tax code

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29 September 2008, 19:17
xgrunt
Addition to the 2008 tax code
2008 Tax Code





2008 Tax Code


The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:


10 - 12'
Luxury Tax
$ 300.00

8 - 10'
Pole Tax
$ 250.00

5 - 8'
Privilege Tax
$ 150.00

3 - 5'
Nuisance Tax
$ 30.00




Males exceeding 12' must file capital gains.


Anyone under 4' is eligible for a tax refund.

** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **
01 October 2008, 23:38
JustinL01
They're measuring by feet!!!! Looks like I'm getting a nice return, then... Wink


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03 October 2008, 09:15
Norman Conquest
Or to catagorize it in Shakesperian terms;"A mid summer nights dream","As you like it",or "Much ado about nothing".


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