07 March 2015, 16:55
Moremonte3 Knots
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more,
for old times sake and some hot sex.
He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies,
'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'
She says,
'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.
Is that related to "3 sheets to the wind " ???
08 March 2015, 00:28
xgruntSnort.....this is knot.....knot funny.
09 March 2015, 21:36
ZekeShikarI shed a tear for him! ..... knot! ha
Zeke