"If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."

~Jay Leno~



“ The problem with political jokes is they get elected."

~Henry Cate, VII~



"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."

~Aesop~



"If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven."

~Will Rogers~



"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."

~Nikita Khrushchev~



“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.”

~Clarence Darrow~



"Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you."

~Author unknown~



"Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel."

~John Quinton~



"Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other."

~Oscar Ameringer~



"I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them."

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~



"A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country."

~Tex Guinan~



"I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians."

~Charles de Gaulle~



"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."

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