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01 June 2017, 03:28
xgrunt
Adult Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter.
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> But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
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> No matter what:
> Metal
> Wood
> Stone
> Anything she touched would melt.
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> Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
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> The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
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> He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King,
> 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'
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> The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
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> The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an
> object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth.
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> THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
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> The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
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> But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.
> The prince went away sadly
> The second prince brought diamonds.
> He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
> But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.
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> He too was sent away disappointed.
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> The third prince approached. He told the Princess,
> 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
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> The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
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> She felt some thing very hard. She held it in her hand.
> And it did not melt!!!
> The King was over joyed. Everybody in the kingdom was over joyed.
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> And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.
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> Question: What was in the Prince's pants
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> M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
> What on earth were you thinking?
> I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!
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01 June 2017, 03:44
Moremonte
jumping tu2 Good One!!
01 June 2017, 07:32
nvmichael
rotflmo
01 June 2017, 08:53
NormanConquest
rotflmoYou got me.


Never mistake motion for action.
01 June 2017, 22:27
The Dane
Thought of a Nokia phone!
02 June 2017, 02:19
Grizzly Adams
Don't think the M&N company will come knocking on your door. Smiler

Grizz


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Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
03 June 2017, 00:43
Use Enough Gun
tu2