1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

These are attributed to the Greatest Hollywood has ever produced "The Duke"!

I would have to say it depends greatly who you get the milk from...