Apparently, 50% of them were born that way.

The other 50% were sucked into it!

You are speaking of the gay blades of San Francisco, right? The city of brotherly shove.

What is the ultimate in confusion?

A group of lesbians in the fish market!

Like the old bluesman said, "A one-eyed cat peeking in a seafood store." C'mon, everybody got that, didn't they?

Ultimate in confusion?

Father's day in Harlem!

Yep, Jeff Cooper would quote that; I still think it's very true!