When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife.

But... After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimeters. I became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and even walking. So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that, though rare, my condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," Said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?"

A recent article in the Express & Star reported that a woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied, “The man was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight...”