A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight
> loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and
> there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old
> babe dressed in nothing but panties and a pair of Nike
> running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces
> herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
> sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without
> a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
> huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl
> shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
> he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
> most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his
> life. She is wearing nothing but panties and Reebok running
> shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me
> you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a
> shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best,
> but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine
> happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
>
> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself,
> he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
> the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the rep-
> resentative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
> 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens
> it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing
> but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
> 'If I catch you, your ass is mine.'
>
> He lost 63 pounds that week.