07 January 2005, 13:07
JefferyDenmarkSuperman
SUPERSHAGGER!
Superman hasn’t got laid in ages,and the all the other superhero babes like Catwoman and Lara Croft have turned him down .
One day he’s flying around when he has an amazing stroke of luck – he spies Wonderwoman in her garden,naked on her back with her legs wite apart
Seizing his chance,Superman swoops down,comes in a flash using his superspeed powers,then zooms of again.
Wonderwoman sits up.â€Christ she says,â€what happened there?
â€God knows,†says the Invisible Man,â€but it hurts like hell !â€
Cheers,
André