22 August 2021, 07:41
scojacDrinking Fast
A guy walked into a bar, ordered twelve beers, and started drinking them as fast as he could.
The bartender asked, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?”
The guy said, “You’d be drinking fast too if you had what I have.”
The bartender asked, “What do you have?”
The guy said, “Seventy-five cents.”
23 August 2021, 09:21
NormanConquestI heard one similar a few years ago where the plot was the same but he kept telling the bartender to give him another + another quick before the fight starts, the barkeep finally asks him, What fight? + the guy says, I don't have any money.