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> Subject: Texan
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> A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell
> phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
> for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just
> produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
>
> Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
> Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, Folks. Like I said,"My
> boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
>
> Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
> "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.
>
> Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're
the
> father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
> Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We
> were gonna call you. So...how much does he weigh now?"
>
> The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
>
> The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already
weighed
> 25 pounds the day he was born."
>
> The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer,
wipes
> his lips on his says, "Had him circumcised."
>

And here I was thinking "Had to give him and enama". OK, JK all you Texicans, back off.

LOL with 8MM. I was thinking,UH-HUH,first BM. derf