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Posted 11 February 2008 21:31
A Republican cowboy from
Texas attends a social function which Hillary Clinton
is attending and trying to gather more support for her
nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a
Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a
southern drawl and single syllable words.

As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies
that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says,
"Y'all havin' some problem with them "circle flies?
"

She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's
what they're called But I've never heard of "circle
flies."

"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies" hang
around ranches. They're called "circle flies"because
they're almost always found circling around the back
end of a horse."

"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later, she stops and bluntly asks, "Are
you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much
respect for citizens of New York to call their Senator
a horse's ass."That's a good thing," she responds and begins
rambling on once more.

After pausing to take a breath, the cowboy, in his
best Texas drawl adds, "Hard to fool them flies
though."