"Honey, someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer is normal. I didn't even know you liked beer.

I'll be home around 7:00."

It Is True!!

Or like Archie Bunker called them 'The groinacologests'.

What makes a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy the same?
They can both smell it but are'nt allowed eat it!