The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish
captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,

'I don't like Chinese..'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'

Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ..no mattah...all same.

Careful, some of our liberal democrat members on here may accuse you of being racist and sexist for that joke!

The rest of us will just laugh!

Can't happen; I'm a Chinese Jew.

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Originally posted by conifer:
Can't happen; I'm a Chinese Jew.

The self hatred must be difficult to deal with...

Not really. Have *YOU* ever tried gefilte fish in hoisin sauce....or borsht with won ton??

Good one Alex, thanks for the laugh...I needed one this AM!!

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Originally posted by conifer:
Not really. Have *YOU* ever tried gefilte fish in hoisin sauce....or borsht with won ton??

I've never felt the need for extreme penance.

Years ago the comedian Buddy Hackett had a routine that said "I grew up eating my ma's Jewish cooking then I went in the army;after a week I panicked,My fire was gone!"