> YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT VERY INTERESTED IN ANY USED FARM EQUIPMENT BUT
> THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SEE THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIGS LIST THIS
> MORNING.
>
> FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 ( WASHINGTON , D.C. )
>
> Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been
> produced in Kenya . Used for a few years in Indonesia before being
> smuggled into the US via Hawaii . Of questionable pedigree. Does not
> appear to have ever been worked very hard. Apparently it was pampered
> by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but
> when it does it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing
> distances. I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November.
> But I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would
> prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocate this manure
> spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade this manure
> spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
>
> Location: Washington , D.C.
>

SWEET!

That is funny stuff... Almost too true to be funny.

That's the best I've seen in a l-O-O-O-O-O-N-G time. But I don't really see it as humour. Wish we had a "Voice of the People Forum" sometimes.