10 December 2005, 14:37
TCLouisNot the best thing to do . . . in that situation
Fred was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife warned him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new set of digital bathroom scales.
Fred's funeral arrangements have been set for Saturday.