Guy told pharmacist he needed birth control pills for his daughter. Pharmacist asks how old is she? Man said 11. Pharmacist said you mean to tell me yo have an 11 year old daughter that is sexually active? Man said hell no, she's just like her mother, she just lays there.

Unfortunately, that's not funny.

LOL, I'm sure it plays better in west Virginia..

Remind me of an incident with a friend of mine in a bar.. He's a nice looking guy emigrated here from RSA... anyway, some woman was hitting on him, (not bad looking either) but he wasn't interested... so he told her that he actually was married and had a couple wives back in RSA... the woman asked him why doesn't he bring them over, and of course he said the US does not recognize multiple wives... So the woman says to him.. well then why don't you just bring over your favorite...

And his answer was... "well I would but the government won't recognize our marriage because she is only 12"....

of course that ended that conversation and we got back to some serious drinking.. That was over 6 years ago and probably the funniest thing I ever heard in a bar..

some sick shit in our world

X2,but also like the words in the song goes."Oedipus Rex,Oedipus Rex;murdered your pa,married your ma;they don't even do that in Arkansas." Google it;very funny.

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Originally posted by Pa.Frank:
LOL, I'm sure it plays better in west Virginia..

Nope. She just drops the calf, tells DHS she don't know who the daddy is, and climbs on that "entitlement" gravy train.

Folks it's a joke. To begin with it would be a doctor not a pharmacist.

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To begin with it would be a doctor not a pharmacist.

Not necessarily. Some states, including Florida allow Pharmacists to write prescriptions.
Bottom line is that some people don't find incest that funny. Weird isn't it!
Peter.