Who would win a race between faggots and lesbians? The lesbians. They would go lickety split while the faggots would just poke ass along.

Somewhere, buried deeply and cryptically within the message ....may be an etherially subtle, and possibly miniscule politically incorrect component. Oh well, nothing's easy anymore.

O.K. at the risk of being totally un P.C.;you know the difference between a band of pygmies + a junior high girls track team?...The pygmies are a cunning bunch of little runts.SORRY!

Likewise - in a race to get ready for a weekend away between the boys and girls , the gay guys would win because their shit is already packed...

Keep'em Coming!!!!

And the difference between a woman in church vs. a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Damn, you guys are bad.

The difference between a lawyer and a rooster .... "The rooster clucks defiance" .....

Whats the difference between a epileptic oyster shuck and a hooker with the diarrhea ?? .....
"The oyster shucker , shucks between fits" ..........