There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo

toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her

first day promptly 8:00 a.m. The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the

Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman from the assembly line, throws open the door and begins to

rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the

whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind

schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2

men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me

Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me

Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The

2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it

around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between

Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of

hysterics he pull's himself together and approaches Lena."I'm sorry," he

says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you

misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.............

Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Even my mother-in-law (the most humourless bitch alive) laughed at this one!

Shit Sambar sounds like we married sisters, took the mother in law fishing the other day, offered her a cast iron life jacket the old bat refused to wear (just can't please some people)

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Originally posted by Sambar 9.3:


Even my mother-in-law (the most humourless bitch alive) laughed at this one!