27 August 2013, 17:57
John ChalmersThe Glazier was a pane.
Ok i'll try again. I have a lot if good Irish blood in me.
A mate of mine from Dublin went into a glaziers for a piece of glass.
He held up his hands saying, about 'that size by that'.
Nooo,said the glazier, I cant cut your glass without a more accurate measurement.
My pal held up his hands again indicating about the same size. So the glazier picked up a glass cutting about that size, lying against the wall and charged him a fiver for it. As my mate was leaving, the glazier said, dumb Irishman, it will never fit.
My mate said yes it will,I have'nt made the frame for it yet

.jc
29 August 2013, 11:19
NormanConquestOch, now that was humerous that.As an aside;do you know about the young married couple that did'nt know he difference between putty + vaseline? "Their windows fell out."