A lady helps her husband install a new computer.

Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he'll always remember.

As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects for his password "Mypenis".

As he proudly hits "enter", to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!

The computer had replied: TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED!

Good one.

I wish you would remove my name before posting stories like these. Oh, wait....