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15 September 2014, 18:00
Moremonte
Is This 486-5731
'Hello?'



'Hi, honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?'



'No, Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'








After a brief pause,







Daddy says,

'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'









'Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
right now.'








Brief Pause.







'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs,
knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'







'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.'






A few minutes later
The little girl comes back to the phone.







'I did it, Daddy.'







'And what happened, honey?'






'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming.








Then, she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!'








'Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'








'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'








Long Pause









Longer Pause









Even Longer Pause








Then Daddy says,








'Swimming pool? ............











Is this 486-5731?'








No, I think you have the wrong number ....
16 September 2014, 09:49
NormanConquest
Oh well,a least justice was served


Never mistake motion for action.
16 September 2014, 11:49
Idaho Sharpshooter
Gets my vote for joke of the year...