A man and his wife go scuba diving and are enjoying the sights so much and so intently that they seperate. The husband notices that he is running out of air and begins looking for his wife, unsuccessfully!

With no air left he heads for the surface and continues his search there. Without sight of her he checks the boat and still no sign of his wife. Panic sets in and he drives the boat in circles for a time before heading for shore and calling the Coast Guard.

The Coast Guard tells him to go home and they will handle the search. A week later the man hears a knock at his door - it is the Coast Guard.

"Sir - we have bad news, good news and really good news."

The husband says, "Give me the bad news first."

Without a pause the officer says "We found your wife's body, she has drowned so you must let go and get on with your life."

The husband inquires, "What on earth is the good news?" and the officer informs him, "When we pulled her up she had a 10 lb lobster hanging on to her!!!"

"No Shit! What is the really good news?" he asks.

"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!"

I have no words for this one ... really. I can't decide whether to laugh, smile, shake my head, or just be disgusted.

I'm laughing and shaking my head, but it's not a pretty visual