Bill had been real busy making speeches and had not had time to get naked w/ one of his staff. In desperation he plans on getting amorous w/ hildabeast. He manages to sweet talk her(lie) and insist they leave the lights off(in self defense). While he (dreams of other conquest) it gets up and says, I'll be back shortly. When it gets back, it mounts bill w/ a strap on. Bill screams'what are you doing'? It says, shut up "you're a/b to be the 'first lady'".
Paybacks are hell.