On a Southwest flight:


A little boy had been looking out of the window.
He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big
cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother couldn't think of an answer. She told her son to ask the flight
attendant.
The boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs
have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, "Did your mother tell
you to ask me that?"
The boy replied, "Yes, she did."
"Well", said the flight attendant, "you tell your mother that there are no
baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother
explain that to you."

Good One!

Double snort.....!

I prefer to fly Southwest; never been screwed yet....

I prefer SW as well but I must confess that on at least one occasion I did not pull out in time;oh WTH,he might be the P.M. of England for all we know.