Two southern belles, Charlotte and Emily met on the streets of Atlanta after not seeing each other for years following their college days. They agreed to have lunch together to talk over the events in their lives since they last saw each other.
Charlotte says to Emily-"Why Emily, my dear,dear husband bought me this beautiful 5 carat diamond ring for our first anniversary". To which Emily replied-"That's nice. That's very nice". Then Charlotte says-"And for our 5th anniversary, my darling husband bought me a 5 carat emerald ring with matching earings". Emily again replies-"That's nice, that's very nice". Then Charlotte says, and for our 10th anniversary, my love bought me a million dollar diamond neclace, a Jaguar convertible, and a lovely home in the islands". Again Emily responds-"That's nice, that's very nice".
Charlotte then says to Emily-"My dear Emily, I've been so rude just going on and on about myself. Where are my manners? Please tell me what's been going on in your life?" Emily takes a sip of her mint julip, and says-"Well the first thing my husband did for me after we got married was he sent me to charm school." Charlotte, taken somewhat aback replies-"Charm school? Well what on earth did you learn there". To which Emily say,-"Well the first thing we learned was instead of saying 'f... you', we learned to say 'that's nice, that's very nice'".

so that's what they teach you in charm school!!!

Southern Belle's in a nutshell! I LOVE IT! I will be forwarding this to my ex girlfriend in Georgia!

JohnTheGreek

now that you have the code, don't tip your hand. enjoy the game. ned

I heard this joke about 15 years ago. At the time I had a manager who was a real A-hole. Following our weekly staff meeting he'd ask about each individual idea he proposed, and I'd always quip,"that's nice, that's very nice". He'd always come back with "thanks Mike, I appreciate your support". Two other guys on our team were in on the joke, and it was all they could do to keep from rolling on the floor laughing.