An old man and his ever nagging wife decide to go to Jerusalem for there 60th wedding anniversary.

While on vacation the old mans wife dies.

He goes down to the funeral director who tells him that for $500 he can have his wife buried in the Holy Land but shipping her back to America would cost $5000.

The man says he would like her remains sent back to America, when the funeral director questioned this, the old man replyed.

"Once, along time ago, there was a man who died here and three days later rose from his grave.

I just can't take that chance."

Double the concern if the old man was Jewish....