An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked, "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.”

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots."

My father in law tells me the nurses at his rest home give the old guys a quarter of a viagra pill each night .
It stops them falling out of bed during the night...

Several years ago a local gal musician (forgot her name) wrote a song titled I think 40,000 lbs of Viagra. About a viagra truck that goes off the road + spills its load (sorry) in the town water supply + the rest is just good humor.Someone with more internet moxie than me could probably find it. It is a hoot.

Found it. It's a parody of 30,000 Lbs. of bananas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84-g3kuJ2cE

Thyats the one. Thanks. I remember the Banana song as well.

BTT please.