OK, we are at the physical therapist's office; one of the other patients (a middle aged Asian gentleman) was there with a paid professional interpreter as he was not fluent in the English language. The therapist asks the interpreter if the patient would like heat or cold therapy for his back. The interpreter turns to the patient and loudly says "HOT OR COLD" the patient says "hot" the interpreter turns to the therapist and says "hot" I damn near wet myself laughing!

Wow! If this guy and the guy at Mandela's funeral can be interpreters, ANYONE can be an interpreter!