A guy goes into a tattooists and he says to the guy...
"Can you tattoo a hundred dollar bill on my wang?"
The tattooist replies that, yes, he could do it. "Can I just ask why you wanna go through with this?"
"Sure!" replies the customer. "First of all I like to play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow... And thirdly, the next time my wife decides she wants to go ahead and blow a hundred dollars she can stay at home and do it!!!"