A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and
went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the
apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a
conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was
obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid
broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm
and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone
coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the
door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall
off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What
would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and
embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look
at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I
work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at
my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think
that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you
said you heard someone coming? That was me."