>
> *WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*
>
> A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and
> never let him down.
>
> She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad
> day.
> She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
> without fear and forget regret.
>
> She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his
> most intimate desires.
> She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
> in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
> seductive, and invincible. . .
>
> No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does...
Wrong Again!!!!
> Never mind.

Phil