Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new Ford
Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant greeted him in typical
Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was. "Top of the mornin' to ya!" the
Irishman smiled, doffing his cap. As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle,
two tees fell out of his pocket. "So what are those, son?" asked the
attendant. "They're called tees," replied Tiger. "And what would ya be
usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my
balls on when I drive," said Tiger. "AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph,"
exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Ford think of everything!"