09 September 2015, 05:17
Grateful CJBuddist and the Hot Dog Vendor
A Zen Buddist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything". The vendor smirked, handed him his dog, and pocketed the guy's $20 bill. The Buddist said "Hey, what about my change?" The vendor shot back "Change comes from within."
09 September 2015, 08:18
NormanConquest
I've heard the 1st part. I like the reply.