20 August 2012, 06:27
NavyVetGod sent me
One day the college professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 5 min."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Four minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of seconds when the veteran, who had just got home from Afghanistan, got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold. The vet went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are currently protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."
20 August 2012, 17:33
ztrehFire the proffesser. Dumb as-.
20 August 2012, 23:10
conifer"GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are currently protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."[/QUOTE]
Golly gee ...."he" must've been REEEELY pre-occupied elsewhere during WW2.
17 December 2012, 06:36
gunsmoke251SUPPORT OUR TROOPS, WE'LL NEED THEM TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT