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03 December 2009, 18:39
ledvm
good wives!!!
Tex and Jim are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing, and drinking beer when suddenly Jim says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 4 months.'



Tex spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over.... women like that are hard to find.'


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J. Lane Easter, DVM

A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.– Billy Clayton, Speaker of the Texas House

No state commands such fierce pride and loyalty. Lesser mortals are pitied for their misfortune in not being born in Texas.— Queen Elizabeth II on her visit to Texas in May, 1991.
04 December 2009, 06:45
Czech_Made
they don't exist.
14 December 2009, 01:52
robthom
On a similar note.

Two men in a bar. One says to the other "my wife is an angel"

To which the other replies "you are lucky, mine is still alive"