03 December 2009, 18:39
ledvmgood wives!!!
Tex and Jim are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing, and drinking beer when suddenly Jim says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 4 months.'
Tex spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over.... women like that are hard to find.'
14 December 2009, 01:52
robthomOn a similar note.
Two men in a bar. One says to the other "my wife is an angel"
To which the other replies "you are lucky, mine is still alive"