03 December 2005, 04:12
teflonJust Shoot Me .......
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said: "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied: "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The Canadian replied: "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied: "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."
03 December 2005, 04:23
muzzle
Especially if it's Brucie or one of his ilk.
04 December 2005, 06:13
calgarychef1lol, I may be Canadian but I still liked it!!
the chef