(As you might guess, I found this one also on an Aussie web site)

A Frenchman, a Canadian and an Aussie are having a few and are now boasting about their exploits.

The Frenchman says: " I put lightly warmed crepe suzettes on her pussy and eat it off - and she rises centimeters off the bed".

The Canadian says: " I pour maple syrup on her pussy and she rises feet off the bed".

The Aussie says: " I don't use anything. After I finish with the wife, I wipe the dick on the curtains and she hits the roof".

True, very true.

Now thats funny!